why are you doing this

are you sure its not just spam

go away

i like friends! allow me to test you

how to do the do

i heavily prefer somewhere encrypted. here's some of my best options:

however, i'm open to plenty of other options, and i'm on plenty of other places, all across the interwebs
i'm just not comfortable placing them here, so reach out somewhere else, and we can compromise later!

if those don't work for you, and what you need to say isn't confidential, you can reach out in public places:

and from there, we can work out a platform to talk on. if none of these work, i guess reach me wherever you find me
if you have to, you can email me at; but be warned, i hardly check it and will likely miss your message

Discord? No way!