This is the first website I ever made. For preservation, I left all the bad practices completely intact.
It has many accessibility issues, and is likely annoying to go through. You aren't missing much, but I apologize.
Graflielf
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Where are all the three cheese pizzas
i ate those food
where are the taco shells
i ate those food
where did all the hamburger helper go
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
you're such a bad kitty that's it i'm done that does it that's the last straw grarfileld
click me to increase grafleilf's power
this
site
is
all
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need
but if you want out, press Alt + F4 to leave
but know that garfield will be angry
TRUE FACTS ABOUT GRAFLEIELE
he is very cool
he loves us all
he will never hurt you
he is our savior
he is the best
he did not force me to write this
he is not right behind me about to kill m
CLICK HERE TO BE ENLIGHTENED BY GARFIELD
reasons to fear garfielf
he eats a lot of lasaga
he is very powerufl god
he kicks u off table
HELP WHAT THE FUCK AM I AND WHAT AM I DOING HERE
lasaga?
nermal?
fuck yes
fuck no
why do you have javascript disabled, literally almost nothing on the internet is going to work for you
i cite my sources