You're going to be a [ROLE] because you [REASON].
There have been fears, rumors, and memes about World War III coming soon.
It likely won't happen, and it's just a classic case of social media overreacting.
So, to prepare for inevitably being drafted by the military, use this website to learn what your role will be in the war, and why!
You're going to be a [ROLE] because you [REASON].